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When I started MsKitka.com, Zod signed me up with Google AdSense and put a couple of ads on my site. However, it seems to me that the whole profit idea of Google AdSense is just propaganda if you’re not Boing Boing or Slashdot. So, as a new effort I have subscribed to the AdBrite advertising service and my site is now listed as Adult> Magazines, News and Blogs.

I believe this is a good way not only to sell advertising space but also to receive donations. Since AdBrite is free to sign up, it’s not difficult to register and purchase an ad. If anyone does wish to buy adspace, they do not necessarity have to sell a product, they could in fact donate money and provide a link to their blog/vlog/etc. Call it a ‘donations guestbook’.

Until someone comes up with an open way to transfer donations on the Internet (open to sexy sites), we sassy sex bloggers may have to work in creative ways.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one: A drunk and a druggie walk into a tittie bar…

Self-destructive party girls Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss joined forces at a Manhattan strip club earlier this week and rode the pole for a club full of shocked male patrons, Page Six of the New York Post reports.

[…] But anyway. It gets worse (or better, depending on who’s reading): The vixens’ table was immediately swarmed by strippers who gave the two numerous lap dances. Then, because they are pros, the two took the stage and began to grind up against the poles themselves.

Reports a witness: “They were swinging on the pole with their arms around each other’s waists, kissing each other, caressing each other, just acting like strippers.”

I’m not sure how much information I trust from the witness but if this isn’t a stunt to get attention from the media, I don’t know what is. Remember when Britney stripped at a bar for a horde of drooling young men?

If Disney doesn’t dump Lohan in the future I will be incredibly surprised. How in God’s name did she get the lead part in that God-awful Herbie film anyways… sleeping with Disney executives?

Why would I not be surprised if Lohan ends up majorly screwed in the head like Liza Minnelli?

Science Daily reports today that watching porn led two Thai fishermen to rape and murder and young British tourist:

Wichai Somkhaoyai, 24, and Bualoi Posit, 23, told the court on the first day of their trial that after watching pornographic films on their boat the evening of Jan. 1, they swam ashore and attacked the 21-year-old student on Lamai Beach on the island of Koh Samui as she spoke to her mother on a mobile phone.

The men said they hit Horton on the head and shoulders with a pole and took turns raping her while the other held her down. They then threw her into the sea, the BBC reported.

So, is porn at fault for this atrocity? Absolutely not. Just as the old expression goes “guns don’t kill people, people do”, porn isn’t the reason this girl was severely beaten and raped. The thing the newspaper neglects to mention is that people like this must either have some sort of serious mental deficiency to determine right from wrong or the same kind of violent rage as Marv from Sin City.

Besides, don’t forget that Thailand joined the war on porn… so this story is a perfect front for the Thai Prime Minister to validate his battle to eliminate all pornographic materials in Thailand.

I’m not saying we should stand up for the fishermen involved, but I am saying that we should not assume that it was the porn that drove them to such violence. To do so would not only be ridiculous, but also politically driven.

The power of Google Searches:

He posed as a prospective student and tried to pass himself off as a member of a royal family from Europe until some student journalists uncovered his past.

The 22-year-old man told students he was 17 and that he was “Caspian James Chrichton Stuart IV,” the “Fifth Duke of Cleveland.”

“He was pretty quiet. But he seemed to talk with a little bit of an accent,” sophomore Frank Carlson told KARE-TV for a story that aired Wednesday night.

At the school newspaper, reporters thought that if “Caspian’s” story were true, it would make an interesting feature. Their research led them to a page on the youth Web site MySpace.com for the “Earl of Scooby,” where “Caspian” said he was British and that his goal for the year was “To not make the front page of any paper.”

But the student journalists eventually found “Caspian” on another Web site for Florida’s registry of sex offenders. It turned out that he was Joshua Adam Gardner, who was convicted of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct in Winona County of Minnesota in 2003, KARE reported. [Link]

[In case you’re wondering what fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct is, click here.]

I’ve got to say, I’m really proud of these kids and really hope that more kids are smart enough to investigate and oust preying sex offenders as well. When I was a kid, only pre-Google TV shows like Deke Wilson’s Mini Mysteries showed that kind of intelligence.

Ever since I noticed that Ryanne from Ryanne’s Video Blog was teaching youngsters how to make their own videoblogs, I’ve been thinking a lot about kids’ media. I can only hope that vlogger-kids will be able to find interesting stories like the one mentioned above, but who knows what will happen when kids start publishing more and more on the Internet… perhaps vlogs will become something as rightly available and trashy as the 99% of MSN Spaces‘ blogs.

Just a heads up to all those in Montreal…

If you’re still living under a rock and watching the dinosoar technology called television, you’re in for a treat… be sure to tune into CTV News on Friday, 13 January 2006, at either 12pm or 6pm. My erotic dance instructor, Heather Downe (who some of you may recall from her interview on Kitkast #1.3), was interviewed by Brian Britt of On Assignment and she invited a few of her students to do a demonstration. Forget Where’s Waldo, let’s play Where’s Kitka…

More to follow after the episode airs.