And you thought Britney Spears was trashy…
Stop me if you’ve heard this one: A drunk and a druggie walk into a tittie bar…
Self-destructive party girls Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss joined forces at a Manhattan strip club earlier this week and rode the pole for a club full of shocked male patrons, Page Six of the New York Post reports.
[…] But anyway. It gets worse (or better, depending on who’s reading): The vixens’ table was immediately swarmed by strippers who gave the two numerous lap dances. Then, because they are pros, the two took the stage and began to grind up against the poles themselves.
Reports a witness: “They were swinging on the pole with their arms around each other’s waists, kissing each other, caressing each other, just acting like strippers.”
I’m not sure how much information I trust from the witness but if this isn’t a stunt to get attention from the media, I don’t know what is. Remember when Britney stripped at a bar for a horde of drooling young men?
If Disney doesn’t dump Lohan in the future I will be incredibly surprised. How in God’s name did she get the lead part in that God-awful Herbie film anyways… sleeping with Disney executives?
Why would I not be surprised if Lohan ends up majorly screwed in the head like Liza Minnelli?

January 13th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Given her family history, I’m guessing she’s already pretty screwed up in the head. Famous Child Actor Syndrome. Poor little rich girl. To be sure, having it all don’t mean being happy in the end…. Ah, well.
Would have been fun to watch, though, don’t you think?
January 13th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
LEB- OH DEFINITELY!
January 13th, 2006 at 9:09 pm
Hmm, she hasnt had the most stellar upbringning and not having a mentor or someone to stand by her when she entered hollywood was been to her deteriment as she was/is young and impressionable. Too bad people arent smarter like Morgan Freeman or Terry Farrell. and she was so beautiful.
January 20th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Jeez … I would have thought that Lindsay would have at least picked someone prettier than Kate Moss!!!
January 20th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
Marissa- I don’t know… Kate has her moments… Besides, I kinda like strange-looking women…