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So you’ve been to China and think that you have seen the Great Wall? I don’t think so… you ain’t seen nothin’ til you’ve seen the Great Wall of Breasts:

A Dutch designer has created a wall of fake breasts to help male shoppers buy bras that fit their wives or girlfriends.

Wendy Rameckers works at the Piet Zwart Institute for Retail and Design in Rotterdam, reports Het Nieuwsblad.

“Most men have a selective memory,” she explained. “They know all about their car, but never seem to know their wife’s bra size.

“When trying to buy a sexy bra for their wife or girlfriend, usually they point to other women in the shop or, when asked about size, they say a ‘handful’.”

The wall consists of rows of silicon breasts in all sizes. By look and touch, male shoppers can work out the right size, she says.

This is a very interesting concept. I wonder… are the breasts presented in rows by cup size? Also, how does the store think they can solve the problem of chest circumference? It’s not hard to figure out that I’m a B or C-cup, but it certainly is a rare talent to know that I’m a B-32 just by simply looking at and feeling the goods.

The question that was raised by Zod today is: what happens when some greasy guy walks into the shop and starts molesting the wall? Sure, a brave saleswoman might come over to ask if she can help him with anything, but what will the saleswoman do when he responds by saying that he is “just looking”?

Oh well, if I’m ever in Rotterdam, I’ll be sure to visit the wall and do some molesting of my own.

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