I used to love her…

hilary

For those of you out there who are Guns n’ Roses fans out there, you know how the next line in the song goes…

A few years ago I thought how wonderful it would be if Hilary Clinton were to run for President in 2008. I was made fun of time and time again, but I stood by my claim thinking that it would be a positive step into America’s future to have a female president. Well, the truth is… it would be great to have a female president, but I was wrong about Hilary.

I lost all respect for Ms. Clinton back during the GTA debacle. Rabid censorship should not be a party platform for Democrats, but it seemed that Clinton was trying to win over the affection of undecided voters and the concerned Christian population. In the process, she destroyed any credibility she had by being the fists of fury that drove GTA to an R rating. Her worst mistake was probably listening to this guy.

Now, Larry Flynt is claiming that Hilary has pissed him off so much that he’s thinking of becoming a Republican:

On August 25, the celebrated pornographer donated $1,000 to Mrs. Clinton, according to the third quarter filing by the former first lady’s Senate campaign.

But less than a month later, Hillary returned the check.

Flynt, a lifelong Democrat, was so insulted by the gesture that he says he is going to have to find another political party to support. [I suggest that he move to Canada and run as a candidate in the Sex Party.]

This wasn’t the first time that Flynt had made a donation to help the Clintons, he also aided them during the impeachment battle in 1998 by providing third party financial support.

So, now we see the real Hilary. The Hilary that really is a social climber… who would stop at nothing to reach her goal. The Hilary who would sell out to religion in order to win votes. I was warned years ago that this would happen, but I didn’t believe it… not until now when I see that she is closing herself off from her own liberals to cater to the right. I don’t see why she doesn’t just join the Republican party…

The problem with women in politics is that some believe that they have to be tough like men in order to make it to the top. I, however, would like to think that there are other ways to make it to the top besides:

  1. Acting like a man;
  2. Geting promoted by your father (the boss), or;
  3. Sucking your boss’ cock.

[Warning: Do not mix numbers 2 and 3 of the above situations…]

I’d like to think that someone out there wants to promote me because of my hard work and dedication.

And so I say to you, Hilary: stop acting like such a twat… the reason we loved your husband so much was because he was easy going. If you want even half the cheering squad that he has, you should stop being so conservative on ridiculous issues like pornography in video games. Which is worse, sex or violence?

5 Responses to “I used to love her…”

  1. Ms. Jones Says:

    I would like to say I applaud Hilary for this, however… It seems as though she is just doing it to “fool” the republican party. I am not fooled by this. Her protesting of porn in video games and sending back Mr. Flynts checks doesn’t make me believe she is actually on my side. If she claimed the “it degrades women” ploy it may be a bit more believable as we all know she is a feminazi. However not even that would convince me to vote for the Hildabeast. Be assured Ms. Kitka, if I ever run for President I would gladly accept your donation!

  2. Kitka Says:

    Ms. Jones- If you ever run for President, I will send you a gift of a dozen strippers. You’re right, it WOULD sound believeable if feminism was her reasoning for her war against GTA. Unfortunately, it is obvious that she is just doing it to win Christian and conservative votes. Clever… but fake.

  3. Vixen Says:

    Yes, yes, yes. Why does she have to suck so much? Of course, I want a woman president. But not her! When she voted for war she lost my support. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to live in a world where politicians whooed the liberal Pagan votes? Ah, a girl can dream…

  4. Simon Says:

    Yeah, it sucks, but realism is well, real. From overseas the election process in the US is a bit odd (mind you, the UK where I’m from is not without critcism), but those christians sure can vote.

    What difference does it make in the end, really? Someone who can win but is fucked when they’re in power due to the deals they’ve made, or someone who’s fucked before they even start because of their views and never wins?

    6 months back I went to Chicago for business. It all seemed a bit strange really - want to by a handgun? Sure thing, no problem. Wanna see the dancers nipples (shh!)? Sorry, no can do. Go figure…

  5. TabTwo Says:

    I used to love her, but I had to kill her
    I used to love her, but I had to kill her
    I had to put her
    Six feet under
    And I can still hear her complain

    Way back in 1989 :)

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