Homework for Space Monkeys
Kudos to this guy and his effort to outwit the evilgelical Christians:
A 39-year-old man from Ofoten created a web site for the Inner Norwegian Seamen’s Church, a Christian mission for coastal sailors. Then he published pornographic photographs on the page, newspaper Troms Folkebladet reports.
Once this was done, he called the missionary group and claimed hackers had broken into the system, posted pornography, and that expert help was needed.
The man then charged the mission a total of NOK 84,000 (USD 13,000) as a deposit for this job, which Ofoten court ruled he never had any intention of carrying out.
For this and other frauds, the 39-year-old was sentenced to five months in prison, and ordered to pay the money back to the church.
Doesn’t this sound like some kind of homework for Fight Club space monkeys? Now that’d be some clever homework indeed… perhaps there’s a Hack Club out there who are up for the challenge. It’d be a great way to fight back against the war on porn… stop hassling the porn community or the space monkeys will hack into your Christian web sites and post porn!!!
Remember… The first rule of Hack Club is - you do not talk about Hack Club. The second rule of Hack Club is - you DO NOT talk about Hack Club.
It’s a shame that this guy was found out… but then again, he should never have done it and asked for money… he should have followed Nike’s advice and just done it.
October 24th, 2005 at 10:53 pm
Hey!!! I’m a space monkey!!! Well, at least that’s what my nickname says.
Does this mean it’s up to me to hack anti-porn websites? Does this mean I can finally get my space monkey paws dirty with porn? I’m listening…
October 24th, 2005 at 11:02 pm
…and the geeks shall inherit the wind.
October 25th, 2005 at 8:14 am
And the Kitka outstretched her arms and said “go hither, dear Hack Monkeys, and wreak havoc on the Christian world!”
October 25th, 2005 at 8:22 am
I shall do thy bidding, Mistress, in the name of all that is porn!