Doppelgangbang
We all have a doppelganger out there somewhere… there’s CodeRonin Zod and SugarBank Zod, and now there’s Tyra Banks and Tyra Banxxx:
The America’s Next Top Model host described how shocked she was when she saw the Xtreme cover:
“For a second I was like, ‘Did they put my head on someone else’s body?’ I thought that it really did look like me.”
So what did Tyra do? Invite the X-rated copy-cat onto her own TV chat show to demand her name back. That’s what.
Ahh, I felt the exact same way when my ex-boyfriend (a proficient graphic designer) made an innocent bikini photo from a surf vacation into a topless photo. Curious. (And disappointed that he couldn’t photoshop the breasts to look half as perfect as they look in real life).
Near the end of the story, Tyra Banks takes a turn to the right, asking such questions as “Where does this girl come from… And what led her to this?” and appealing to the fundie population of America by taking action as follows:
By way of thanks, the big-hearted philanthropist is saving her doppelganger from the murky world of adult entertainment. Ms Banks will be helping Tyra Mark II find ‘alternative’ employment.
Stewardess: “Captain… did we hit turbulence? I feel sick to my stomach…” *gag*.
This is why I’m active against the war on porn…