Celebrate National Porn Sunday with Porn
So, the bastards Christians at XXXChurch.com have done it again and created National Porn Sunday:
Los Angeles, CA–On October 9, 2005, XXXchurch.com, the #1 Christian porn website, will bring hundreds of churches across the country together for National PornSunday, a one-day event designed to start the conversation about the issues surrounding pornography, America’s “dirty little secret.”
With hundreds of participating churches from all over the country, Pastors Craig Gross and Mike Foster, the founders of XXXchurch.com, will give pastors the tools necessary to address the issue of pornography during a Sunday morning church service and deal with this issue for weeks and months to come. One of the tools they will put in churches’ hands to share with the public is the opportunity to premiere the award winning documentary film, “Missionary Positions”, a week before its nationwide release date. The film is the true story of Mike Foster and Craig Gross and their journey since beginning XXXchurch.com. […]
So, yet again, these fundamentalist Christians are stepping on our toes using fancy pro-porn terminology in order to further their ridiculous anti-porn agenda. I mean, what kind of award did they get for their documentary anyways? Was it given to them by a church? Big surprise…
Well, just as SugarBank has got back in the habit of making press releases, I believe I shall take this opportunity to make a press release of my own. I ask you all to spread the word:
National Porn Sunday - October 9, 2005
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - Sept. 28, 2005 - Ms. Kitka today announced that porn connoisseurs can now celebrate their appreciation of pornography by participating in National Porn Sunday.
National Porn Sunday was originally established by the sarcastic anti-porn advocators at XXXchurch.com, but Kitka admits that “it’s time for those who appreciate the art of pornography and their first amendment right to do something about it and stand up to their aggressors.”
Kitka is calling for a worldwide celebration of porn in the wake of threats from Christian interest groups and the Bush administration’s war on porn. “All I ask is that you go out and rent or buy a porn film on October 9th in order to show support for the art that we all enjoy.”
Ms. Kitka blogs at www.MsKitka.com and will launch her new weekly sex news videocast in early October 2005.
September 29th, 2005 at 10:42 am
the lady & i will be sure to rent a fresh flesh flick (i just CAME up with that) on Oct 9!
September 29th, 2005 at 8:55 pm
Amen sister!
Now what do I get for communion?
September 29th, 2005 at 10:23 pm
You are briliant, dear. I’ll spread the word.
October 1st, 2005 at 3:56 pm
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