Mr. Penis sez: ‘Stick it to Bush, not girls!!!’
Live from the War on Porn
Hello, everyone. This is War on Pornography Correspondent Mr. Penis, here on the front-lines. Just yesterday the Bush Administration sprayed the first (no-cum-)shots all over the Suicide Girls.
Xeni Jardin:
Boing Boing reader Chuck says,
Apparently, [U.S. Attorney General] Gonzalez’s War on Porn has affected one of your sponsers. SuicideGirls.com has started taking down ‘questionable’ pictures and sets that they think the FBI would have a problem with. Bambi’s Bathroom Beauty set is one good example of this. So much for freedom of speech.
BB Reader Jeff Fries seconds that emotion, and says:
SuicideGirls admin Olivia started pulling photosets that the new FBI porn crackdown team has deemed offensive. Since, as you know, SG has always been as artistic as it has been pornographic, it’s doubly egregious. This is a stupid crock of shit that has made everyone mad. Link.
Now, it seems the Bush Administration and I share a common policy; sticking it to women. But when it’s the Suicide Girls that are being stuck, and I ain’t doing the sticking, well, I get large with angry … and you wouldn’t want to see me when I’m angry!
ANGRY PENIS SMASH!
To help with the smashing follow Olivia’s advice:
If you want to help stop this stupidity, feel free join SG in donating to the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) and the Free Speech Coalition. If you live in the US, you can also send a letter to your representative in Congress.
This is Mr. Penis, doing what I do best; sticking it to Bush.
[Via Boing Boing]
September 26th, 2005 at 11:03 am
Good to have you onboard Mr. Penis.
Though I’m not a die-hard fan of porn, it doesn’t bother me one bit. Those who like it more than me, more power to them; to each his own.
I’m not surprised about Bush’s move to phase out the right of Free Speech from the porn industry. He’s been doing it to the news media ever since 9/11/2001. His administration is becoming more and more like dictatorship, while giving the general impression of democracy.
In regards to the war on porn, I think he’s just pissed off since he can’t view porn on White House computers, and well, Laura Bush ain’t no trophy wife (and none too bright either). He’s sexually frustrated, so if he can’t have any fun, nobody can either.
What Bush needs is one good FUCK (I’m thinking something kinky with leather straps, hot candle wax and champagne, with some hot trick named Muffy). That might remove that stick out of his ass long enough for him to focus on the USA’s larger problems like education and a declining economy.
September 26th, 2005 at 1:05 pm
Ah, well, Bush will eventually fall flacidly out of orafice, and screwing the American public will become the sworn duty of his suck-cessor. “Wars on porn” only last as long as the current administration can use them to pander to their Christian conseravative base. The folks that are pulling out are probably doing so mainly to avoid cumming into contact with the expense of prosecution (they know they would win)… they are living to fuck (on camera) another day. Think of it as “safe sex.”
It’s worth noting that the porn industry per se includes upstanding distribution channels making about $40B a year - really big, shiny, monstrously erect companies dripping with hot wet cash, penetrating deeply and directly into American households through vehicles like Comcast and General Motors (dish network) and about every business hotel I can think of. I can’t imagine that Bush’s Righteous and Moral God Squad will attack the nipples that jiggle and flow with the milk upon which their corporate masters feast.
September 26th, 2005 at 4:29 pm
Now *this* is what I call riding high!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050926/od_nm/germany_porn_dc
September 26th, 2005 at 4:36 pm
Does that mean she’s now a member of the ‘50 Meter High’ club?
September 28th, 2005 at 2:03 am
Go here to find out why it’s SG’s own fault they got in trouble:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/sgirls/