Jenna Goes to Hollywood
Just what we all needed… Jenna Jameson to turn to mainstream film-making:
If Traci Lords can do it (no, not talking about that move where the guy jolts from behind, slipping a….don’t worry), why can’t Jenna Jameson?
The much lusted-after porno star is making the transition into a real - wait for the emails from the smut peddlers to roll in now - movie, “Sin-Jyn Smith”.
The film, which just had its production schedule extended (Rumor has it, to accommodate a sequel) follows two federal marshals on a midnight prisoner transfer over Halloween weekend of a mysterious man with no identity (who may or may not be straight out of Hell). No word on who the blonde bombshell’s been cast as.
Also joining the cast of the film - which stars Richard Tyson, Jonathan Davis and Lewis Smith - are Kevin Cage [”Heat”], “Grease” fave Jeff Conaway, and Reb Brown [”Captain America”].
“Sin-Jyn Smith” will be unleashed next Summer.
Now, one would think that porn star Jenna Jameson would be able to find a higher profile film role than this seemingly crap production. If Paris Hilton can make her movie debut in the House of Wax, I wouldn’t be surprised if Jameson would be able to find a better role… perhaps she was just over-excited and took the first role she was offered. If I were her, I would have been a little more picky with my acting roles… after all, she has every right to be, she’s already a superstar! Don’t believe me? See for yourself:
(SCOTTSDALE, AZ) — Adult megastar Jenna Jameson is ranked as the 50th most popular actress in the country by the IMDB “STARmeter” poll, which provides a snapshot of popularity based on millions of web searches.
Jameson, who has achieved fame as one of the only adult stars to cross over into mainstream entertainment popularity, is also listed among the top 100 among male and female stars, outranking the next five celebrities on the list, Jodie Foster, Naomi Watts, Britney Spears, Sandra Bullock and Halle Berry. She’s just behind Gwynth Patrow (44), Julia Roberts (46) and Tara Reid (48).
By this article, it seems like Jameson has already made the transition. I must admit, though, I am curious to see whether she can actually act in a non-porn flick. Also, I’m interested to see what she looks like when she’s not making her signature disgusted fuck-face! The last time I saw her without her fuck-face on, she looked horrid.
Why do I get the idea that this is a decision Jameson made to escape prosecution under the FBI’s new war on porn…?
January 7th, 2006 at 6:25 am
I think her acting is very poor in this.