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I wonder which strip club re-opened first, Big Daddy’s or Bourbon Street’s Deja Vu club:

Erotic dancers and strippers are entertaining crowds of police, firefighters and military personnel instead of the usual audiences of drunken conventioneers and tourists in Bourbon Street’s Deja Vu club, which reopened this week.

It’s the first strip joint to resume business, three weeks after Hurricane Katrina struck in the worst natural disaster ever to hit the United States.

“It’s nice to get back to work, and all these men need some entertainment,” Dawn Beasley, 27, a dancer at the club, said on Tuesday night. “They haven’t seen anybody but their buddies for two weeks.”

The crowd hooted and hollered as women peeled off their tops and gyrated, as customers tucked tips into their G-strings.

“This is our first time off the ship and it’s great,” said one young sailor as he left the club. He declined to give his name or say where he was stationed.

“It’s good to see the businesses getting back up and bringing the city back,” another sailor said.

Well, I’m glad to see that the city is not falling into fundie hands since the disaster… it would have been horrible to see this “sinful” city change its ways. Christian fundamentalists may have thought that hurricane Katrina was the result of God’s will to punish gays and abortionists, but now that hurricane Rita is heading towards Texas what is their opinion?

Here are my top three explanations for why Hurricane Rita is on a course to attack Texas:

Well, perhaps we will never know the real reason why hurricane Rita is headed towards Texas (unless we use science to explain it), so I guess we’ll just have to have faith in the idea that God (or a gargantuan hurricane cock) wants a piece of Texan Bush.

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