Film Review: Muff Riders
Just as President Bush is not a president who gets much pussy, Muff Riders is not a documentary about hand warmers…
A couple of months ago I got my hands on a free copy of Muff Riders courtesy of Black Widow Productions at Porn Star Karaoke in Burbank, California. The film boasts that it is %100 British and two whole hours long.
The best scenes were chapter 3 and 5, but I had to wince in disgust at watching the starlet of chapter 5 urinate on film. Why do they do that anyways? I think I’d rather rewatch that scene in Reservoir Dogs where Mr. Blonde cuts off the cop’s ear than watch this girl urinate in a toilet! If you’re going to make a porn film that boasts a two-hour long run time, why not try something different: film sex instead of wasting time on urination.
The camera work was alright, but at times the camera focuses a little too long on the penetration shots and neglects filming the upper body and face of the female starlet… it was then that it was easy to see that the film was shot using just one camera.
It’s not the worst film I’ve ever seen (*cough* Alexandra *cough*), but it certainly isn’t the best… I give Muff Riders 2/5 stars.
April 9th, 2006 at 8:20 am
Great article. I am just sad I dont know how to reply properly, though, since I want to show my appreciation like many other.