MsKitka.com

Gees, of all the people who refuse to leave New Orleans without a fight…:

NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - There’s no water for the “wash the girl of your choice” service and there aren’t any girls either, but Big Daddy’s strip club on New Orleans’ Bourbon Street is getting ready to bring back erotic spectacle to the devastated city.

…(Saint) Jones told Reuters he would open for business as soon as he could get electricity, water and dancers.

Well, I’m not as worried about the lack of strippers in New Orleans as I am concerned about the 4500 missing sex offenders, but I do have a couple of ideas that could boost business at Big Daddy’s strip club…

Firstly, why not ship some girls in from Texas? Now that the new strip laws came into effect on 9 September 2005, I’m sure Texan strippers would be ever so happy to move to a newly reconstructed New Orleans to strip down to full nudity and make money off of lap dances again.

If that doesn’t work, why not ask Mary Carey to come to New Orleans to help out? She may be thinking of moving to Washington to escape her legal problems in California, but perhaps Sin City is the perfect spot to promote her beliefs of liberal adult entertainment laws. She may call herself a Republican, but I highly doubt that she would have any effect on the balance of political power in the region.

Link (New Orleans strip joint wants to get back to work) courtesy of Zod.

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