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So, the bastards Christians at XXXChurch.com have done it again and created National Porn Sunday:

Los Angeles, CA–On October 9, 2005, XXXchurch.com, the #1 Christian porn website, will bring hundreds of churches across the country together for National PornSunday, a one-day event designed to start the conversation about the issues surrounding pornography, America’s “dirty little secret.”

With hundreds of participating churches from all over the country, Pastors Craig Gross and Mike Foster, the founders of XXXchurch.com, will give pastors the tools necessary to address the issue of pornography during a Sunday morning church service and deal with this issue for weeks and months to come. One of the tools they will put in churches’ hands to share with the public is the opportunity to premiere the award winning documentary film, “Missionary Positions”, a week before its nationwide release date. The film is the true story of Mike Foster and Craig Gross and their journey since beginning XXXchurch.com. […]

So, yet again, these fundamentalist Christians are stepping on our toes using fancy pro-porn terminology in order to further their ridiculous anti-porn agenda. I mean, what kind of award did they get for their documentary anyways? Was it given to them by a church? Big surprise…

Well, just as SugarBank has got back in the habit of making press releases, I believe I shall take this opportunity to make a press release of my own. I ask you all to spread the word:

Hi there! Entertainment Correspondent Mr. Penis here, from the set of Dave Cronenburg’s “History of Violence”.

CRONENBERG’S PUBLIC SEX

Eccentric film-maker DAVID CRONENBERG shocked his cast and crew on the set of new movie A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE, by publicly performing sex scenes with his wife.

The director hoped his explicit displays of affection with his wife would help stars VIGGO MORTENSEN and MARIA BELLO, who play man and wife in the film, feel more comfortable during their sex scenes together.

Wow! That’s really pouring yourself into the job! Is like my mistress Ms. Kitka says, pornographic behaviour is becoming more mainstream.

From an excellent article today on AlterNet:

Don’t panic, but if your child is a college student, she or he is likely to be having lots of casual sex with a random string of partners. That’s according to Dr. Joe S. McIlhaney Jr., founder and chairman of the Medical Institute for Sexual Health in Austin, TX, who recently warned Washington Times readers and parents of the “sexual chaos” on college campuses today. Similarly, Loyola College in Maryland theology professor Vigen Guroian compares college to a sex carnival in a January article for ChristianityToday.com titled “Dorm Brothel.”

Their exaggerated rhetoric and fear-mongering strategy seem designed to inspire a moral panic. Sociologists define a moral panic as mass hysteria generated by exploiting people’s worst fears, often for the sake of an underlying political agenda.

Great. So, if we can just define everything that Bush does from here on as “moral panic”, perhaps more people would be able to understand how unreasonable it is to be against same-sex marriage and safe sex education in schools.

Since I’ve arrived back in Scotland, I have seen first-hand why there are so many sex education shows on television late at night and why some people are so adament about teaching proper sex education in schools. The teenage pregnancy rate here is ridiculous, so it’s no wonder why the school board will be teaching oral sex as an alternative to vaginal and anal sex… and it’s no wonder why some parents have taken matters into their own hands by writing their own safe sex manuals!

If the US government honestly thinks that abstinence-only sex education is actually going to work, they are deluded. The only thing it’s going to do is revert American society back to a higher teenage pregnancy rate and a higher HIV/AIDS infection rate. Bush is trying to create a nation of uneducated fools. Fools that will listen to his moral rhetoric and react in sheer panic. America is a nation of fear… and only the well-educated non-deluded citizens are able to smell the fear. I personally believe that the US government is currently in the process of producing a deluded nation in order to introduce them more comfortably to the notion of a theocracy… Bush’s true primary agenda.

Just what we all needed… Jenna Jameson to turn to mainstream film-making:

If Traci Lords can do it (no, not talking about that move where the guy jolts from behind, slipping a….don’t worry), why can’t Jenna Jameson?

The much lusted-after porno star is making the transition into a real - wait for the emails from the smut peddlers to roll in now - movie, “Sin-Jyn Smith”.

The film, which just had its production schedule extended (Rumor has it, to accommodate a sequel) follows two federal marshals on a midnight prisoner transfer over Halloween weekend of a mysterious man with no identity (who may or may not be straight out of Hell). No word on who the blonde bombshell’s been cast as.

Also joining the cast of the film - which stars Richard Tyson, Jonathan Davis and Lewis Smith - are Kevin Cage [”Heat”], “Grease” fave Jeff Conaway, and Reb Brown [”Captain America”].

“Sin-Jyn Smith” will be unleashed next Summer.

Now, one would think that porn star Jenna Jameson would be able to find a higher profile film role than this seemingly crap production. If Paris Hilton can make her movie debut in the House of Wax, I wouldn’t be surprised if Jameson would be able to find a better role… perhaps she was just over-excited and took the first role she was offered. If I were her, I would have been a little more picky with my acting roles… after all, she has every right to be, she’s already a superstar! Don’t believe me? See for yourself:

(SCOTTSDALE, AZ) — Adult megastar Jenna Jameson is ranked as the 50th most popular actress in the country by the IMDB “STARmeter” poll, which provides a snapshot of popularity based on millions of web searches.

Jameson, who has achieved fame as one of the only adult stars to cross over into mainstream entertainment popularity, is also listed among the top 100 among male and female stars, outranking the next five celebrities on the list, Jodie Foster, Naomi Watts, Britney Spears, Sandra Bullock and Halle Berry. She’s just behind Gwynth Patrow (44), Julia Roberts (46) and Tara Reid (48).

By this article, it seems like Jameson has already made the transition. I must admit, though, I am curious to see whether she can actually act in a non-porn flick. Also, I’m interested to see what she looks like when she’s not making her signature disgusted fuck-face! The last time I saw her without her fuck-face on, she looked horrid.

Why do I get the idea that this is a decision Jameson made to escape prosecution under the FBI’s new war on porn…?

Back in 1999, I worked in a shop on the infamous Cockburn Street in Edinburgh. Just up from my shop was an interesting place called Whiplash Trash. Whiplash Trash was where we sent customers looking for drug accessories like wraps and bongs. Not much has changed about the shop to this day.

Today I went into the shop to have a look at what kind of products they are selling. In the front left part of the shop they sell cheeky t-shirts and gothic clothing, while in the front right side of the shop they sell a wide variety of drug accessories. One of the most noticeable features of the shop is the row of colourful bongs that line the right wall behind the drug counter.

The back of the shop was the “sex shop” part… I write this in quotes because it has a lot of the sort of clothing that you would find in a regular sex shop, but none of the sex toys. They carry vinyl lingerie, fantasy clothing, penis pasta, nipple tassles and sexy tights… but no typical dildos or vibrators. I found this strange because even the joke shop (ie. Halloween store) named AHAHAHA on Victoria street carried a wide variety of realistic dildos and penis-shaped party favours.

The downside of this soft-core sex/drug shop was that the front clothing section was badly lit and the drug counter was unaturally high (laugh it up, fuzzballs…). Additionally, although they had some nice fantasy clothing and lingerie, they didn’t carry a lot of sizes… and whenever I did look for a size, the clothing was huge.

Apparently Whiplash Trash does tattoing and body piercing, but I didn’t see anything that would lead me to believe that this went on in the shop. The only reason I know this is because I just did a Google search to check if they have a web site (which they don’t). They obviously aren’t very good at marketing the mish-mashed specialties of their shop.

There are not a lot of sex shops in Edinburgh, but it is obvious that sexuality is much more accepted and regarded as being natural. How else could the local pharmacy be selling the new Durex sex toy line?