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King of Swaziland has abandoned his attempt to halt the spread of AIDS in his country after his own form of abstinence-only teenage programs proved to be a failure.  Instead of silver rings, teenage Swazi girls were made to wear large woolen tassels around their necks to signify their virginity.  Anytime a man violates one of these maidens, his family is fined a cow.  The king was forced to pay the fine last year after taking a 17-year-old girl as his ninth wife.  The news comes just in time for the annual reed dance (two-day dance of bare-breasted girls for the king) where he is expected to take a new bride.

A new television drama on the life of Queen Elizabeth II’s younger sister Princess Margaret depicts the royal as a major party girl.  The documentary, entitled “The Queen’s Sister”, shows the princess making out with another woman, taking drugs and zipping down a man’s trousers to give him fellatio.  Paris Hilton doesn’t sound so original after this, does she?  Gees… leave it to Channel 4 to make such a controversial show!

Speaking of the royals; royal pain in the ass pop-princess Britney Spears has announced that she has mastered the art of oral sex.  After reading Sex in the City star Kim Cattrall’s sex manual Satisfaction: The Art of the Female Orgasm, the eight-month pregnant pop tart has apparently perfected the art on her equally white trash husband.  I have to admit, before reading this article I was actually interested in reading Cattrall’s book, but now I think I’ll pass… I’m just so sick of Britney and her dumb sex stories about her and husband Kevin Federline.  Wouldn’t life be nice if Britney just stopped talking?  She’s like a little chatterbox dying for attention…

trip to LA last month.  Well next weekend I will be going to Toronto (August 25-29), but I don’t have much sexin’ planned… next weekend is all about the annual Canadian National Expo, where I will be volunteering as a personal assistant to sci-fi actors attending the convention.

Next month, however, I do have plans for my trip to Scotland, but since Zod won’t be joining me on this trip it may be a little duller than my voyage to LA.  The trip itself is being made in order for me to go and train with my martial arts school, but after reading articles on sex toys in the UK, one point on my ‘to do’ list is to go shopping for sex toys.  Here are a couple of sex toys on my potential shopping list:

2. Something from the new Durex sex toy line at Superdrug

After reviewing the Ann Summers web site, I have determined that I will definitely be buying a lot of sex junk… I’m sure Zod will be quite pleased with the new sex toys, fantasy costumes and lingerie that I plan to pick up on my travels.  One item that I found at the Ann Summers web site was something that would help me fulfill an old Robert Patrick T-1000 fantasy I had as a teenager… Ann Summers’ Robo Cock!  The T-1000, itself, would be more bendy and penetrating but I take what I can get…

Other than shopping for sex toys, I may or may not go to one or two strip clubs.  I’ll be taking my friend Lexx out for a night on the town at one point and if it’s okay with my Zod, I’d like to take him out to a strip club in Edinburgh and get him an old fashioned lap dance while I do research for my regular strip club reviews…

If any of you out there have heard of any other cool things for me to do in Scotland, please let me know.  I lived there for two years, but I never did the sex tourist thing.

Fundies really need to read other books besides the bible: 

“On Friday, 17 protestors were arrested and charged with disorderly conduct for allegedly blocking a driveway leading to the site. Protestors were back on Monday, holding signs that said "Honk to stop porn," "No porn here," and "Save our kids."

 

Protestors believe that a building under construction just off Interstate 65’s Uniontown exit will house an adult bookstore.

 

"It’s just wickedness that’s coming up on this land. It needs to be stopped," Baker told RTV6’s Derrik Thomas. "The United States says we have values. Let’s do something about our values."

 

The group, which calls itself Jackson County Watchdog Inc., says it was told the new building will be an adult bookstore. The Tribune of Seymour reported that developer Ron Stone of Ohio said he doesn’t yet have a tenant for the building, but the group is convinced it is right.”

I’m so glad that these idiots were arrested.  First of all, if you’re going to protest against a porn shop being built in your community; perhaps you should know for sure that the building being constructed is in fact going to be a porn shop!

Secondly, just because a 10-year-old girl gets molested and murdered in your area doesn’t mean that it is the fault of an adult bookstore or that future bookstores should be banned from the area as a result.  Do you really think that child molesters care much for adult entertainment?  Come on.

Gees… it is these interest groups that work so hard to take away our rights.  How many times do I have to say it… adult entertainment is sold to adults, not children.  What idiotic kind of logic is used to conclude that pornography sold in adult bookstores to adults is harmful to children?  For God’s sake, Fundies, get a life…