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For years we’ve all made jokes about the title of the film Saving Private Ryan. In fact, on the day Brian Griffin on the Family Guy won a Woodie, so did Shaving Ryan’s Privates…

Last week it was revealed that a sex tape of Tom Sizemore, star of Saving Private Ryan, is now on sale online at XXXTom.com.  The tape was purchased by XPays, the same company who distributed Paris Hilton’s infamous tape and it is suggested that Sizemore will be getting some of the proceeds even though he is currently serving time in rehab.

Now, truth be told, I have never actually seen Saving Private Ryan… so when I was exhausting all resources to write this entry, I had a look at Sizemore’s filmography on IMDB.  It turns out that Sizemore has seven films coming out in 2005 and two more lined up for 2006.  Could his porn release have anything to do with his desire to be famous through infamous acts?  It worked for Ms. Hilton.  Hilton, like Sizemore, was known before her sex tape was released, but it wasn’t until after the release that her popularity escalated to mythic proportions.  

Or, better yet, perhaps XPays is becoming a new style of casting agent… one that creates a buzz and sets greater careers for rich young party girls and attention-starved forty-something actors.  Whatever the score, I can honestly tell you that I won’t bother tuning in… I just don’t care whether or not Sizemore has a priapism.