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Well, I may have bought my boyfriend Zod scurvy boxer shorts as a treat, but this guy is a real panty pirate:

A man who raided bedrooms and washing lines on the remote Isles of Scilly to amass a collection of women’s underwear has been banned from the islands for seven years.  Andrew Stephan, 42, was also barred from entering a house without invitation for seven years and ordered to serve 150 hours of community service.  Police said the father of two stole 160 pairs of panties and various sex toys from homes on the island of St. Mary’s off the coast of England’s southwestern tip.  Stashes of women’s underwear and sex toys were found in the house that he once shared with his estranged wife when her new boyfriend pried apart floorboards looking for water pipes.  Underwear continued to turn up around the house and in the garden shed over the next few months.

 

 Judge Paul Darlow said Stephan had broken the long-standing trust unique to small communities such as St. Mary’s, where crime is uncommon.  Defense attorney Llewellyn Sellick said Stephan felt "deeply ashamed" of what he had done.

I have to admit… I would be pretty upset if I was missing my underwear and sex toys.  I mean, my panties cost at least $7 each… trust me, that really ads up!

With regards to the sex toys, it’s a shame to lose them… there are so many people out there who feel shy and helpless when making such purchases.  Besides, how hard must it be to find good quality sex shops in the remote Isles of Scilly? 

I’m so fortunate to live in the urban sex centre of Montreal.  I actually enjoy shopping at sex shops… I feel mostly aroused.  There is no shopping more enjoyable than shopping for lingerie and sex toys… I feel like I need to flaunt my bags after making such purchases.  Unfortunately, most sex shops package your items in unmarked bags.  Darn taboos.