Toys “R” UK
Regular readers of the Red Chronicle will know how well I organized my
trip to LA last month. Well next weekend I will be going to Toronto (August 25-29), but I don’t have much sexin’ planned… next weekend is all about the annual Canadian National Expo, where I will be volunteering as a personal assistant to sci-fi actors attending the convention.
Next month, however, I do have plans for my trip to Scotland, but since Zod won’t be joining me on this trip it may be a little duller than my voyage to LA. The trip itself is being made in order for me to go and train with my martial arts school, but after reading articles on sex toys in the UK, one point on my ‘to do’ list is to go shopping for sex toys. Here are a couple of sex toys on my potential shopping list:
1. Ann Summers’ Rampant Rabbit
2. Something from the new Durex sex toy line at Superdrug
After reviewing the Ann Summers web site, I have determined that I will definitely be buying a lot of sex junk… I’m sure Zod will be quite pleased with the new sex toys, fantasy costumes and lingerie that I plan to pick up on my travels. One item that I found at the Ann Summers web site was something that would help me fulfill an old Robert Patrick T-1000 fantasy I had as a teenager… Ann Summers’ Robo Cock! The T-1000, itself, would be more bendy and penetrating but I take what I can get…
Other than shopping for sex toys, I may or may not go to one or two strip clubs. I’ll be taking my friend Lexx out for a night on the town at one point and if it’s okay with my Zod, I’d like to take him out to a strip club in Edinburgh and get him an old fashioned lap dance while I do research for my regular strip club reviews…
If any of you out there have heard of any other cool things for me to do in Scotland, please let me know. I lived there for two years, but I never did the sex tourist thing.
September 21st, 2005 at 5:23 pm
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September 26th, 2005 at 8:09 pm
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April 8th, 2006 at 3:34 am
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