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Ladies and Gentlemen:

I have the honour to inform you that I have finally returned from Los Angeles. I am pleased to see the kind comments and have been leaving in my absence and I’ve been looking forward to blogging about my sexcapades ever since I returned on Sunday night.

Outside of visiting friends, spending a day at Universal Studios and going on a brief surf trip to Huntington Beach (a.k.a. Surf City USA), Zod and I got up to plenty naughty-themed activities. The following was the naughty sex industry-related portion of our LA itinerary:

Saturday, 23 July 2005

Club 424 / Larry Flynt’s Supper Cabaret

From the day we arrived to the day we left I had planned sex industry-related activities. After resting in our lavish hotel room (and yes, by ‘resting’ I do mean having great sex), Zod and I headed out to Club 424, a burlesque club owned by Larry Flynt. I had heard great things about the club and was looking forward to seeing the dancers strip in the most creative ways, but was sadly disappointed when I finally asked the question “are there any burlesque dancers dancing tonight?” Apparently, there are four dancers who perform at the club, but when one of them is sick or injured the rest of them don’t dance! How idiotic is that?! So, we went to the club, bought an expensive meal, listened to the house jazz band and went back to our hotel room.

Tuesday, 26 July 2005

The Hustler Store

After a couple of days of meeting friends and doing the theme park thing, we headed out to shop. My first stop was the Hustler Store where I bought two t-shirts and basked in the joy of being surrounded by porn star action figures, cheap logo-clad jewelry and a splendid array of porn and dildos.

Frederick’s of Hollywood

Our next stop was Frederick’s of Hollywood. After checking out the Frederick’s web site, I had a mission… I really wanted to buy this beautiful corset that I had seen online, but like most products at their store, they didn’t have the same styles as on the Internet. I searched frantically to find some other sexy product, but the store didn’t seem to have much in my size. I was very disappointed, but I did happen to find some nice stripper shoes (I preferred buying Frederick’s brand stripper shoes instead of some other raunchy less popular brand).

Walk of Fame

After hitting the main stores of interest, Zod and I proceeded to browse the names on the Walk of Fame of Hollywood Boulevard and take photos with our favorite entertainment personalities. The stars I posed next to were the stars of the irresistible William Shatner, the exquisite Marilyn Monroe and Playboy genius Hugh Hefner.

Erotic Museum

Another stop of our travels of Hollywood Boulevard took us to the Erotic Museum. The museum featured a Marilyn Monroe collection that included a large print of her most famous Playboy photo spread, stag films that may or may not have been starring Monroe herself and a photocopied version of the FBI report of Monroe’s death. Other features of the museum included deleted scenes from old Hollywood movies that were banned by the US government, interesting sex photos and art pieces as well as a fun box filled with sex toys to play with (Zod and I enjoyed fucking the fake pussies with dildos of different sizes and shapes!). The museum wasn’t very big but it is worth spending half an hour to check out.

Hooters, Hollywood

After walking around the museum we needed to sit down and have a drink… what better place to do that than in the presence of beautiful women dressed in cheesy 1980s-style clothing. At Hooters I got a drink and some dessert and I wanted to buy a Hooters t-shirt for my darling Zod. Unfortunately, they had no more of the style of Hooters shirts that I wanted to get for my honey, so plan 9 was laid to rest.

Porn Star Karaoke (PSK)

Thanks to the help of my fellow blogger at SugarBank, I found out about a bar in Burbank that hosts a karaoke night with porn stars every Tuesday night (i.e. Porn Star Karaoke). Zod and I decided to extend our stay in LA in order to attend PSK and we had a grrreat time. We were one of the first to arrive at PSK and that week it was being hosted by Black Widow Productions, so there were tons of porn stars in attendance (don’t ask me who… I’m better with faces than with names). I wore a sexy skin-tight red tube dress and my new clear stripper shoes and sang “You Could Be Mine” (Guns n’ Roses) and “Sweet Transvestite” (Rocky Horror Picture Show). I developed some horrible bruises on my knees from air guitar, but it was all worth it. Black Widow Productions was giving away free porn and after pinching some ass, I won a copy of Muff Riders. Zod and I have already put the DVD to good use.

Wednesday, 27 July 2005

The Playboy Mansion

Just before leaving to go on our surf trip to Huntington Beach, Zod and I drove out to the Playboy Mansion. I got the address of the mansion from the Internet and felt quite strange going to take a picture of the gates, but it was something I had dreamt of doing. After finding the main gate and driving around the block, we finally parked and walked down the street to take a quick photo of me out in front. After taking a photo from the street, however, I didn’t feel satisfied… the photo I really wanted was me sexily leaning up against the gates. Zod then suggested that I go up to the gate and ask for permission to take a photo by the gate. Since this was what I wanted (and I’m quite a determined woman), I walked confidently up to the gate and started waving my arms to get the attention of the security guard. The security guard then came onto the loud speaker and asked me what I wanted so I explained that I didn’t want to be rude and that I would not trespass, but that I would really like to take a picture by the main gate. The security guard said that since I was so nice for asking that I could go as far as leaning up against the gate and stripping if I wanted to. So… I did… . (Note to self: send a copy of that photo to the security guard to thank him for his kindness.)

The Hustler Store & Hustler ‘Walk of Fame’

After our adventure at the Playboy mansion we got lost in Beverly Hills… but eventually found ourselves back at the Hustler Store. Thank goodness! There was another top that I wanted to buy, so I was then able to purchase it before it was too late. As we were leaving the store Zod took a couple of pictures of me with my hands in the handprints of Larry Flynt (Hustler has its own ‘Walk of Fame’ that includes hand prints of Larry Flynt and Ron Jeremy amongst others).

Victoria’s Secret

After lunch Zod and I took a trip to Victoria’s Secret. I bought nothing… The Victoria’s Secret web site is a zillion times better than the store; they had nothing in my size or taste… since when is Victoria’s Secret popular for flannel pajamas?

Saturday, 30 July 2005

4Play Gentlemen’s Club

I am currently writing a full review of this LA strip club – to be posted soon.

I definitely had a great time in California… and would definitely return. The next time, however, I hope that all the dancers at Club 424 are healthy!

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