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I haven’t written much about my strip dancing for the past few weeks as my classes went on hiatus, but now I’m back on track to becoming the best stripper on this side o’ Texas. Last Thursday we started learning new moves and it looks like we’ll be focusing more on pole dancing and floor-work this semester than last semester’s lap dancing.

The moves I’d really love to learn are lasso moves like Jessica Alba in Sin City, snake charming moves like Salma Hayek in From Dusk to Dawn and fan dances performed by Natalie Wood in Gypsy.

[On a side note: Speaking of Gypsy… it seems that Tim Burton will be casting Johnny Depp in an upcoming film about the famous burlesque dancer Gypsy Rose Lee. And, if Johnny Depp wasn’t already blessed with enough unbelievably awesome roles… he is also leading the race to play Hugh Hefner in an upcoming film depicting the life of the Playboy founder.]

Next week, Zod and I will be going to LA. Although there will be a visit to Universal Studios, a sci-fi museum (?), Newport beach and Surf City USA… I wish our trip to be dubbed a ‘stripfari’.

Thanks to an excellent online strip club database called Stripper Web, I have found two candidates for live strip and XXX shows in LA: the Spearmint Rhino and the Blue Zebra. Both clubs have amateur nights, but unfortunately the classier of the two, the Spearmint Rhino, will not have any amateur nights scheduled while we’re visiting at the end of July. The Blue Zebra, however, has amateur nights every Friday and has live XXX shows scheduled on that same night starring porn star Teri Weigle. [Unfortunately, Ms. Weigle is a little too MILF for my own personal taste.]

If you or anyone you know has any good ideas on where to go for some good quality LA sex tourism, please leave me some helpful comments. We’re open to anything from joining in at Porn Star Karaoke to being invited to the Playboy Mansion! I will try and blog about our erotic adventures either in sunny LA or once we have returned to our igloos in Montreal.

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