Kneel before the Queen of Karaoke!!!
I was checking out SugarBank yesterday and saw an interesting article on How to Date a Porn Star in Eleven Easy Steps. I browsed through it quickly at first and didn’t find the most interesting part until my darling Zod pointed it out to me this morning when I got out of the shower.
What he found was the following:
LA natives have a chance to hang with performers each week at ‘Porn Star Karaoke’ which takes place at 9 p.m. each week at Sardos, 259 North Pass Avenue in Burbank, just off the 134 freeway. There’s always a good selection of people, and it’s open to the public. Take a cute and outgoing girl with you. A lot of women in the business are bisexual and they’ll notice her before they notice you. It’s an easy way to an introduction and will make you look less like a
desperate fanboy losercustomer.
This is great!!! What many of you may not already know is that I’m a huge fan of karaoke. I love to step on stage and wow the audience with my incredible Axl Rose vocal impression, sexy skimpy outfit, air guitar on my knees and crazy headbanging. I love the rush that it gives me when I step off the stage and get high fives from the audience while guys eyeball me up and down from afar in desire and awe. There is nothing I love more than the attention I get from the karaoke stage.
So… as long as Zod and I can find out what night this Porn Star Karaoke is on, we will certainly be going. Methinks we’re going to have a wicked time in LA.