Chitty chitty gang-bang
So, apparently:
Software code developed by GTA Dutch fan Patrick Wildenborg is said to have unlocked mini-games in the PC version of San Andreas that allows players to make game characters perform sexually explicit acts.
Well, that’s nice… so why is everyone so worried? Oh, yeah… computer games lead to violence and rape, sorry I almost forgot!
It’s true that the Grand Theft Auto series is filled with sex and violence, but does it really turn our kids into monsters? I’m not in the mood today to look for examples or evidence to back my claims, but isn’t this game mostly played by middle class white kids? Oh, perhaps that’s why the media is so concerned… the media cares so much for those middle class white Christians these days.
Besides, how readily available is the code? Is it easy enough for gang-bangers and serial killers to understand? Are these sexual predators hip enough to know how to install the software?
Why do I get the idea that only smart coders like my darling Zod could download the code? Why am I not worried whether white middle-class little kids have the brain to figure it out… and if they can, why am I not worried that it will have any impact on their perfect suburban wigger lives?
Gees, isn’t it better that these people have virtual sex and violence at home instead of prowling the streets doing it for real? Anyways, I know that if Zod had GTA San Andreas I’d be asking him to download the code so that we could play the fun mini-games… good times.
October 28th, 2005 at 2:22 pm
[…] I lost all respect for Ms. Clinton back during the GTA debacle. Rabid censorship should not be a party platform for Democrats, but it seemed that Clinton was trying to win over the affection of undecided voters and the concerned Christian population. In the process, she destroyed any credibility she had by being the fists of fury that drove GTA to an R rating. Her worst mistake was probably listening to this guy. […]