Archive for June, 2005

Odor-eater knickers

Thursday, June 23rd, 2005

I was reading an article today written by a man commenting on the stinkiness of Axe (the sexy deodorant/cologne that attracts females). Apparently Axe is becoming popular in 12-13 year old boys… the problem is that they are stinking up the world with their overbearing stench.

I knew this would happen. The ad campaign is way too good for this not to happen.

I once had a roommate in Scotland who refused to shower more than once a week. It was disgusting… he would wear the same clothes… yes, same underwear… and every morning after waking up, and every evening before going out he would spray himself with Lynx (the UK equivalent of Axe). It was disgusting. This guy actually hoped that someday someone would invent “odor-eater knickers”. Yeesh.

Taking my old roommate into consideration… you’ve got to wonder whether all these 12-13 year olds shower regularly or whether they are masking their musky scents with some other putrid odor.

Blow up your mind!

Tuesday, June 21st, 2005

Interesting brain scans of women faking orgasms vs. women having authentic orgasms… it’s AMAZING how much the brain changes… it really does blow up!

High School Playmates

Friday, June 17th, 2005

I was just telling Zod at lunch today how I pity nuns… they really don’t know what they are missing out on:

BRIGHT pink pencil cases, erasers and notepaper bearing the logo of soft-porn empire Playboy have made teachers at a Catholic girls’ school see red.

Staff at Coloma Convent, in Upper Shirley Road, Croydon, are angry that the stationery is being sold to schoolchildren at WHSmith and are demanding that the store removes it from its shelves.

Teachers have started a petition in protest at the adult entertainment firm’s logo appearing on material clearly aimed at young girls.

Although the stationery does not display any pornographic images, it does feature a picture of the famous Playboy bunny.

English teacher Eleanor Kirwan explained: “We are worried that the girls are buying the stationery, perhaps seeing a pink fluffy rabbit and not knowing what it means. In that case, they are being exploited to advertise pornography.

“When you’ve got girls aged about 12 and 13 years, that is pretty horrible. And if they do know what Playboy is, then the children are promoting an image which they are too young to be sold. They shouldn’t be encouraged to believe a perfect woman should be a size six.”

The problem with being overly religious is that you have nothing better to do than ban things and speak out against them. If only God would just provide these poor ignorant nuns with some vibrators, perhaps we could all live happier more individualistic lives.

First off, there is nothing wrong with having a pencil case or notebook that has the Playboy logo on it… the girls did not buy the stationary to promote pornography, they bought it because of current fashion trends. Similarly, people don’t buy Nike products because they wish to promote child labour, they buy it because Nike is fashionable. Do I see any nuns getting offended over seeing girls wearing Nike products? I highly doubt it. Unicef reports that “An estimated 246 million children are engaged in child labour”, don’t you think that this is a much more serious problem than worrying about the promotion of adult concentual pornography?

Secondly, who says that these products are specifically meant for children? They may be on sale in the general stationary section of WHSmith, but that is because they are not considered pornographic material. Also, the products may be coloured pink and black, but that is because those are the Playboy colours, not because they are catered for children! In fact, children are not the only ones using stationary and going to school… there are people who go to school well into their adulthood, they are called university students. Therefore, it is unreasonable for the school to blame the store… if the high school wants to ban the products from their premises, they should have the right to do so… but they should have no right to decide what WHSmith can and cannot sell.

Thirdly, the last part of the statement is completely ridiculous… Recalling that this is a school in the UK, the last paragraph says that “They shouldn’t be encouraged to believe a perfect woman should be a size six”, well, in North American terms a UK size 6 is equivalent to a size 00… my size. I do not recall ever seeing a woman in Playboy as tiny as me… often, Playboy women tend to be more buxom. In fact, the first Playboy playmate, Marilyn Monroe, wore a UK size 16 (since 10-12 by North American standards). However, it is true that the women in Playboy are not usually this big, but they certainly aren’t small either! The only difference from the women in Playboy to women in regular clothing advertisements is perhaps the breast size, but the nuns make no mention of this… they mention the whole package.

In conclusion, those nuns need to get laid… soon.

Link: ‘Ban the bunny…’ - full article

Link: Unicef

Link: Marilyn Monroe

A Mass Stripping Extravaganza!

Thursday, June 16th, 2005

Last Thursday was my first advanced strip class and it was fantastic… the moves were more difficult and obviously superior and I had more personal feedback on my performance than in the regular class. This week, however, is the final week of Spring classes and tonight is going to be a 2-hour class that combines the regular class with the advanced class. So basically, tonight is going to be a MASS STRIPPING EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

After the spring session ends this week there will be a two week break and then the summer session will begin. Unfortunately, since enrollment in the school has gone from a handful of people to over 150 women, the fall session will be more expensive. Instead of enrolling in one class and being able to attend any class during the week, we will have to pay for each class to which we are enrolling. Therefore, if I want to continue going three nights a week, I will have to pay triple of what I am already paying now. Ouch.

One other option is that I work hard developping my dancing skills and since I’ve already been invited to the ‘in training’ class (ie. the class where the instructors learn their moves) I could always volunteer to teach classes and help build the stripping empire.

An alternative to this option would be to work part-time in a strip club and learn some tricks from the other girls. Instead of paying $450/session for lessons, I would be making that money back. I doubt I could really do this, though, since I would prefer to be at home snuggling with my Zod.

So, I guess I’ll just be dishing out the cash and hoping that the PTBs can come up with some better solution. For example, why not charge an extra fee for those who want to attend all classes? Perhaps they could offer the option of paying for a session course or a session membership. That sounds reasonable to me. The other option would be to prepare more of us to become instructors and holding more classes per week. I’d do it.

Photos to be added soon…

Wednesday, June 15th, 2005

A note to my friends and foes-

I have decided after getting tired of the one profile pic on my blog that I will publish more photos in the photos section of my space. There is more than one angle to a person’s looks and you have only seen one oddly-angled photo of me.

I was inspired yesterday by visiting Shae’s space and I will work on uploading more images to my own photo section soon… perhaps I will even have Zod snap some photos of me in some sexy sci-fi outfits!

Link (Shae’s Space): http://spaces.msn.com/members/sonicfrogg/