Archive for June, 2005

Let’s play a game…

Monday, June 27th, 2005

Good morning kids! Let’s play a game… shall we?

Step 1 - Read the following quote: “He is no friend of democracy. He is no friend of freedom,”

Step 2 - Question: Who was this person talking about?

    a) George W. Bush, Current President of the United States

    b) Saddam Hussein, Former Dictator of Iraq

    c) Mahmoud Ahmadineja, New President of Iran

    d) Kim Jong-Il, Current Dictator of North Korea

Step 3 - Click here to find the answer.

Isn’t it interesting how much that quote can be used to describe any of the above?

The Fabulous Gay Marriage Bill

Saturday, June 25th, 2005

So politics is heating up for Canadians this week… things are looking good for the new budget and many are hopeful about the passing of the same-sex marriage bill. Present company included.

I just can’t wait for same-sex marriage to be legal and for the United States to lay off and accept that Canada has decided to honour its citizens with the freedom to happiness. Recently, there have been way too many American interest groups sending money to Canada in order to prevent the passing of the same-sex marriage bill, but I am hoping that once this bill is passed (hopefully next week) we can consider it water under the bridge. With the growing American national debt, I doubt that the Bush administration will complain much about the legislation… they need all the friends they can get!

I was talking on the subject of same-sex marriage with some other fellow conservatives last week and was forced to explain my ‘liberal’ stance on same-sex marriage. I explained that if marriage is supposed to be between a heterosexual couple for the purpose of reproduction, why are old couples and impotent couples allowed to get married? Marriage obviously has nothing to do with reproduction as many like to argue, but instead is a declaration of love and a contract that binds us financially to one other. One of the conservatives threw out a comment that homosexuals do not get married for love, they do it for money… well, if this is true, what is so wrong about two people willfully giving their own hard-earned pension to his/her spouse?

Although the new show My Fabulous Gay Wedding, hosted by Scott Thomson, is outrageously funny, I was pleased to see that they show the reality of gay marriage… the pain and heartbreak of when some relatives refuse to attend the wedding claiming that the act is wrong or that it is not a real wedding so they don’t need to attend. While some parts of the show are flamboyant and fun, I felt teary-eyed when they were interviewing the grooms about some of their relatives not showing up. It is good to see the pain that these people have to endure over intolerance in their own families and the happiness they can achieve by getting married and expressing their love for each other in a public setting. I mean, don’t we all want to shout our declaration of love from mountain tops?

Tolerance is temporary. Acceptance and understanding must be achieved. I will be rooting for the liberals on this one…

Hugh Hefner’s penis

Friday, June 24th, 2005

Well, in case you haven’t already noticed, I’ve been recently bombarded by the comments of young girls replying to my High School Playmate post of June 17, 2005. This is probably the most unexpectedly hilarious thing that I’ve run into so far on my erog (and I urge each and every one of you to go read their comments and have a good laugh!)

The basic sentiment in these girls are all the same, “we go to the high school you blogged about, WHSmith is wrong our teacher is right and you are a dirty filthy stupid stripper who’s going to get STDs for stripping!”. Hell, I even had one girl tell me that I probably work for Hef himself and then she went on to comment on the size of his penis!

As much as I enjoy receiving these ridiculous comments, the only unfortunate thing is that I cannot reply to them because the girls’ MSN Spaces are set to Private! So, these teens leave me these messages with links to their blogs and then I can’t visit their sites to reply. However, the first commentator to leave a hateful message for me actually did leave me her e-mail address, so I’ll be sending her an e-mail very very soon…

I have a sneaking suspicion that the first girl linked my post on her blog and that is how all of her teen friends are dropping by to add their two cents. I wouldn’t be surprised if my post is eventually read by the teacher mentioned in the article… as I said before, she probably doesn’t have anything better to do than cause misery upon others anyway!

Well, I do not actually work for Playboy… I’m sure these girls would be shocked to find out where I actually do work… and the strip dance classes are my hobby, however, Playboy and T-Online are going to start holding online Playmate of the Month/Year contest… so, who knows, I could always enter at least and see what happens…

Call me Lieutenant Randy!!!

Friday, June 24th, 2005

As promised, I have finally added some sci-fi sexy photos to my erog… As some of you may already know, the costume in the photo is a Star Trek uniform from the original series that I made myself a few years ago. It was the first costume/item of clothing that I had ever made before.

I plan to post more sci-fi sexy costumes in the future, so stay tuned… same bat time, same bat channel!

What they don’t tell you…

Thursday, June 23rd, 2005

As most of us know, the media neglects to mention a lot. Especially American media. As much as my parents love to go to the States on vacation, he hates reading local newspapers… his reasoning? They don’t bother reporting on world events.

The worst example of this in current news is by far the Downing Street memo. This memo, minutes of a British Cabinet meeting, expresses President Bush’s desire to invade Iraq by any means necessary. Bush never had proof of WMDs, he simply wanted to follow his political agenda. This information is troubling… if enough Americans find out about this, they will lose more and more faith in their president. This information proves that he lied to the American public and sent troops and innocent Iraqi civilians to death over his desire to follow his political agenda. For all the Americans reading this wondering what the hell I’m talking about, I suggest you google “Downing Street memo” or click here.

The other night I had a vivid dream that I was witness to a horrible slaughter in the Champlain Valley. The troubling thing was, I only remembered what happened before and after the slaughter… I remember going on a romantic stroll in the wilderness of the Champlain valley and my date asking “where have all the white cranes gone?” It was a mystery and the absence of birds made me shiver. One moment my date was behind me, the next he and a dozen others were laying dead on the ground. The police questioned me, but I remembered nothing in between. The only way to solve the mystery was to send in a superhero… I switched into my superheroine costume and headed out into the valley to hunt for a monster that looked something like the beast on Hoth in The Empire Strikes Back. My costume in the dream was a white fluffy bikini with white high heel boots, a white mask over my eyes and white bunny ears. My name? THE WHITE RABBIT.

So, why do I mention this? Well, I read an article yesterday that says that Angelina Jolie is planning to get a rabbit tattoo on her right butt cheek. I guess what the media forgot to mention was that it is a tattoo of her favorite superheroine… me… THE WHITE RABBIT!!!