A mic stand is no Zod’s rod…
After about six months of staying away from Karaoke night, I went back. It’s so much better than before, the previous karaoke DJ at this place used to be a real cunt, but now RobDog has come to the rescue! RobDog set up a new site for his Blackbelt Karaoke which you should really check out… you just might see a couple of pics of me there later this week.
This week I didn’t have any stripping class since it’s been on hiatus, but my classes shall continue next Tuesday. This session, I’m starting as a full bonafide advanced-class stipper… probably thanks to the martial arts and synchronized swimming background that helps me do the more extreme back arches and, of course, the splits. I may not have been to the strip dance lessons in a couple of weeks but I think I made up for it tonight.
Tonight at karaoke I sang two hits. The first was the Guns n’ Roses classic Civil War, to which I slid down to my knees (wearing a mini skirt) doing air guitar and headbanging. My neck will surely kill tomorrow morning. The second song I performed was Private Dancer by Tina Turner. As some of you may remember, I did this song back in the fall of last year and actually made about $120 on stage… but that was before my strip dance classes. Tonight, there was a different crowd… a younger crowd… and, no, they didn’t give me any money even though I danced around the microphone stand, lifted up my top and mounted the mic stand. Yeesh… tough audience. Oh well, at least I got a few standing ovations. Thanks Pete.
My reason for breaking the 6-month Karaoke Night dry period? Zod is in California… apparently he’s out seeing a couple of bands tonight, Zepperella is one of them… cool name… a girl band doing Led Zeppelin covers… nice.
Well, I’m off to bed… to dream of renting more porn and reviewing more strip clubs. Zod, you promised we’d go to a strip club every month… what happened?