Alba go bragh
Ms. Alba… I kneel before thee…
“Hollywood siren Jessica Alba had to repay director Robert Rodriguez’s decision to cast her in smash hit movie SIN CITY by choreographing her own sexy dance routine.
The Honey actress was so desperate to play the part of stripper Nancy Callahan, she convinced Rodriguez to let her transform herself from a dark Latina to the naive blonde - but the film-maker made her prove her acting ability.
Rodriguez left Alba to create her own sexy lasso dance all on her own - and she happily accepted the challenge.
The 24-year-old says, “He just said to me, ‘Did you ever see Salma Hayek do a snake dance in my film From Dusk Til Dawn?’ I told him I did, and it was the sexiest scene I’ve ever seen.
“He said, ‘Salma did not need a choreographer for that - and neither do you.’ So I was left to rehearse myself, stripped down to my underwear, in front of the full-length mirror in my hotel room.
“I thought, ‘You asked for this role: now show that you can do it.’”
I’m impressed… usually these girls just so what the choreographer tells them to, but in this case Alba actually DIYed!
I remember a time when I was supposed to be choreographing my own synchronized swimming routine, but was slacking off instead. When my coach returned to see how I was doing, I made the whole thing up on the spot in order to try and save myself the shame and embarrassment of not coming up with anything. Well, my coach LOVED the moves and they went on to become quite well-known sexy moves… I even won a gold medal in the regional championships.
I haven’t been to strip classes in a couple of weeks and I’m certainly having withdrawal, but I’m glad to say that the classes start up again next week. It would be awesome to learn the lasso dance from Sin City, but I think I’ll have to figure that one out on my own… Note to Zod, we must rent or buy Sin City.
Another activity on my agenda is to learn all the sexiest floorshow dances from the Rocky Horror Picture Show… and for all of you who think I mean the Time Warp, I’m afraid you’re wrong. The floorshow is the show that Dr. Frank N. Furter choreographs with Columbia, Rocky, Brad and Janet at the end of the film. If I’m going to attend the annual Rocky Horror Picture Show gala this year and dress like Janet (or, rather, UNdress like Janet!), I’m going to need to know how to do the floorshow dance correctly! Lucky for me, my buddy Saddlewood lent me the DVD and my loving Zod is away in California… time to practice. Hmm, I think I’m free tomorrow night…