Hugh Hefner’s penis
Well, in case you haven’t already noticed, I’ve been recently bombarded by the comments of young girls replying to my High School Playmate post of June 17, 2005. This is probably the most unexpectedly hilarious thing that I’ve run into so far on my erog (and I urge each and every one of you to go read their comments and have a good laugh!)
The basic sentiment in these girls are all the same, “we go to the high school you blogged about, WHSmith is wrong our teacher is right and you are a dirty filthy stupid stripper who’s going to get STDs for stripping!”. Hell, I even had one girl tell me that I probably work for Hef himself and then she went on to comment on the size of his penis!
As much as I enjoy receiving these ridiculous comments, the only unfortunate thing is that I cannot reply to them because the girls’ MSN Spaces are set to Private! So, these teens leave me these messages with links to their blogs and then I can’t visit their sites to reply. However, the first commentator to leave a hateful message for me actually did leave me her e-mail address, so I’ll be sending her an e-mail very very soon…
I have a sneaking suspicion that the first girl linked my post on her blog and that is how all of her teen friends are dropping by to add their two cents. I wouldn’t be surprised if my post is eventually read by the teacher mentioned in the article… as I said before, she probably doesn’t have anything better to do than cause misery upon others anyway!
Well, I do not actually work for Playboy… I’m sure these girls would be shocked to find out where I actually do work… and the strip dance classes are my hobby, however, Playboy and T-Online are going to start holding online Playmate of the Month/Year contest… so, who knows, I could always enter at least and see what happens…