Lapdance Queen
It’s times like these when I truly wish I still lived in the UK:
THE search is on to find Huddersfield’s sexiest lapdancer.
And if you think you’ve got what it takes - and don’t mind getting your kit off in front of total strangers - you could be crowned the Lapdance Queen.
The competition has been launched by Linthwaite-based lingerie firm Blush to celebrate the opening of its new store in Cross Church Street, Huddersfield.
Six heats will take place on Saturdays at Folly Hall bar Billie Rox throughout June and July and the dancers who impress the judges the most will battle it out in the final.
If a lingerie company in Montreal wanted to hold a contest like this, I’d definitely have to enter.