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One thing I’ve always wanted is an old fashioned Playboy Bunny suit. I’ve always been happier stripping off and lounging around in my lingerie… especially in the summer. With the weather as hot as it’s been recently, I’ve been coming home and removing all but my thong. In fact, the other night I was doing the housecleaning in a thong and as I was sweeping near the couch a frighteningly large insect scurried out. I screamed at the top of my voice and my first instinct was to run out of the appartment into the hall because my dear hero Zod is away at the moment. However, dressed (or undressed) the way I was… I just couldn’t go out into the hall looking for someone to help me kill the monstrous bug. Instead, I trapped him under a large tupperware bowl and got a friend to take care of him the next day. Apparently, it was a cockroach… but he was huge… and beige… ick.

I’ve always been a fan of lingerie and when Zod and I first hooked up I was buying new lingerie every week, but now I have a lot and I feel confident in the selection I have. Some things, however, I would really love to have but I didn’t have the money or I couldn’t find the perfect style or fit. Three pieces of lingerie that I’d like to pick up someday are:

1- A marabou feather trimmed babydoll
2- A corset with built in stocking straps
3- A traditional Playboy Bunny costume

The last of the three is the one that is the most difficult. It’s easy to go to some crummy Halloween store and find a cheap replica of the old playmate uniform, but I want one that is authentic-looking. THAT would cost me a LOT.

It was announced today that the Playboy Bunny suit is going to be redesigned by Roberto Cavalli (some flashy fashion guy I’ve never heard of) and it will be unveiled in the near future. I’m partially excited to see what he comes up with and partially afraid that he’ll destroy the swinging 60s feel of the outfit. There is no image like the image of a sexy seductress in a bunny suit surrounded by modern Nordic furniture! Mmm…

Two stories have caught my eye in the past few days regarding to Sharon Stone…

The first:

LONDON: Hollywood beauty Sharon Stone reportedly used body doubles for the explicit sex scenes in Basic Instinct sequel because she fears she is too old.

According to The Sun, the blonde star who had no inhibitions about baring it all in the first movie, romps frequently in the sequel, including with a woman.

“There is lots of sex in the sequel. Dozens of girls were interviewed for the sex scenes and Sharon decided which ones she wanted to use,” an insider said.

“She is 48 and time has taken its toll in some departments,” he added.

Sources also claim that blonde extras are being tested to make sure they don’t upstage star Sharon and sent home if they are too pretty.

The second:

FIFTEEN years after posing nude for Playboy magazine, Sharon Stone is poised to do it again at the age of 47.

A friend of the actress said: “Sharon’s sizzling and Playboy noticed. And she has been asked to pose again before she hits the big 5-0.”

The details have yet to be worked out, but if Stone accepts she will flaunt her curves in a tropical location.

“Sharon thinks it will be very sexy to pose in the sand,” the friend said.

The reported offer comes as Stone is reprising her role as the sensual bisexual for Basic Instinct 2.

After her first shoot for the magazine she said she did it because she “needed the bread”.

So, reading between the lines… I highly doubt that much of the photo spread in Playboy will be real. Judging from her lack of confidence in her real body, I figure the air-brush guys and the CG guys will have quite a bit of work to do on these upcoming photos. Hell, who wants to see Sharon Stone pose naked now anyways? Why not just get a body double for this too?

I think Mr. Hefner should focus on getting Tricia Helfer and Jolene Blalock to pose naked for this magazine… then I’d definitely go out and buy a copy!

Just two days after Canada voted to legalize same-sex marriage, Spain has also voted to legalize it.

Wowee! I bet you people like Bush, his fundie allies and the pope are really peeved right now. I wonder if these gay-friendly nations will become known as the new “Axis of Evil” after Bush is finished bombing the Muslim and communist countries…

The boxom star of Russ Meyers’ Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, Tura Satana, was interviewed recently by the San Francisco Bay Guardian recently and other than the interviewer wanting to name her daughter after Satana, the interview was truly enthralling.

Satana reveals some interesting information about her childhood and growing up as an Asian-mixed American during WWII. One of the most shocking parts of the interview, however, is the following:

BG: How did you come to learn judo, karate, and aikido?

TS: My father taught me martial arts when I was about nine, right after I was raped by five guys. I was coming home from a bakery for my mom, at night. These five guys, ranging from the ages of 17 or 18 to 21, were in car, grabbed me as I went by, took me to some garage or building, and proceeded to rape me, each one taking their turn. So my dad said I would never, ever get caught like that again. The boys were caught, and the oldest one’s father was wealthy enough to pay off a judge to get the boys off, and I went to reform school – because I tempted them.

Like I said, back then, feelings toward Japanese Americans and Japanese, period, were so very high. A lot of people didn’t care one way or another whether I was guilty or not. I was elected to get punished for what the Japanese did in the war.

So, if any of you guys out there ever wondered where Satana’s fury came from, that is probably the answer… stupid ignorant American judge… why does Bush want to put more of that kind into American courts?

The part that really bugs me in her account is the part where she said that she “tempted them”. Isn’t that just like a fundie to say that? I wonder what cunt said that to her.

After about six months of staying away from Karaoke night, I went back. It’s so much better than before, the previous karaoke DJ at this place used to be a real cunt, but now RobDog has come to the rescue! RobDog set up a new site for his Blackbelt Karaoke which you should really check out… you just might see a couple of pics of me there later this week.

This week I didn’t have any stripping class since it’s been on hiatus, but my classes shall continue next Tuesday. This session, I’m starting as a full bonafide advanced-class stipper… probably thanks to the martial arts and synchronized swimming background that helps me do the more extreme back arches and, of course, the splits. I may not have been to the strip dance lessons in a couple of weeks but I think I made up for it tonight.

Tonight at karaoke I sang two hits. The first was the Guns n’ Roses classic Civil War, to which I slid down to my knees (wearing a mini skirt) doing air guitar and headbanging. My neck will surely kill tomorrow morning. The second song I performed was Private Dancer by Tina Turner. As some of you may remember, I did this song back in the fall of last year and actually made about $120 on stage… but that was before my strip dance classes. Tonight, there was a different crowd… a younger crowd… and, no, they didn’t give me any money even though I danced around the microphone stand, lifted up my top and mounted the mic stand. Yeesh… tough audience. Oh well, at least I got a few standing ovations. Thanks Pete.

My reason for breaking the 6-month Karaoke Night dry period? Zod is in California… apparently he’s out seeing a couple of bands tonight, Zepperella is one of them… cool name… a girl band doing Led Zeppelin covers… nice.

Well, I’m off to bed… to dream of renting more porn and reviewing more strip clubs. Zod, you promised we’d go to a strip club every month… what happened?