Archive for May, 2005

Spicy food = painful sex

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

Thank goodness I’ve never really liked eating spicy food:

Next time you’re deciding on a restaurant for a romantic meal, here’s some food for thought: Hot food may turn you on, but it might also affect your sex life and pain level during childbirth.

That’s the suggestion of noted sex researcher, Dr. Beverly Whipple, who discovered that women who have a diet high in hot chili peppers do not get the natural pain-killing effect from sexual self-stimulation than women who don’t consume much of the spicy food.

Very interesting article… especially when she outlines that the natural pain-killers that make sex more enjoyable and childbirth more tolerable are destroyed through spice ingestion. Yeesh…

Note to self: Eat especially bland foods before filming homemade porn.

I want to wrap my lips around your big plump… zucchini?

Friday, May 20th, 2005

This is one of the greatest advertising campaign for vegetarianism yet… it makes me want to become a vegetarian for National Vegetarian Week (next week), but alas, I am Anemic… so it probably wouldn’t be such a great idea.

From The Independent:

In the best double entendre traditions of British humour, the Vegetarian Society is aiming to shed its outdated image of bearded, sandal-wearing non-meat-eaters with a suggestive advertising campaign built on sexual imagery.

The nudge-nudge, wink-wink film of people handling vegetables in a provocative way aims to encourage consumers to try an alternative to their traditional meat and two veg. It poses the question: “Can you keep it up for a week,” encouraging non-vegetarians to try shunning meat for seven days.

And, in keeping with the majority of pornographic imagery these days, the 30-second film is only available on the internet. The “gastroporn” film became an “in-joke” among members of the British Vegetarian Society after being screened in a selection of cinemas, prompting its posting on the internet to coincide with National Vegetarian Week which runs from 23 May until 29 May.

Set in a steamy kitchen, the film begins with a ripe melon being groped by a man’s hand. It then shows a women’s fingers fondling a banana and goes on to feature a number of provocative poses with vegetables, before finishing with white rice droplets shooting into the air followed by a wilting asparagus, juice dripping from its head.

So, I used to be one of these people… and I’m still a vegetarian at heart. I still refuse to eat baby animals but I can’t resist such meats as chicken, bacon and smoked meat… mmm… so I guess I’ll just have to follow the PETA ‘I’d-rather-go-naked-than-wear-fur’ strategy. The only trouble with that is that I wear leather and bought a rabbit skin fun stoll last year… sorry cute little bunnies!!! Oh well, perhaps I’ll opt for going veggie next week to support the cause…

Out of the loop…

Thursday, May 19th, 2005

Sorry guys… I guess I’m out of the loop because that last story about Washingtonienne has been over for quite some time… for her Playboy spread click here.

She’s ok… but I was never into Asian girls… thing is, though, I’m not sure whether she’s Asian or not (but she looks like she must be part). Anyways… I really like the bottom one and the fourth-from-the-bottom one… take note of the positioning Zod… we must study good photography to improve upon our own shots…

Kitka bows down to the Washingtonienne

Thursday, May 19th, 2005

In the news today I learnt about a young staff member working on Capitol Hill who has got into trouble for her sex blog. YOU GO GIRL!!! She was using the initials of the men she was having sex with and has now been found out. She is being sued by one of the men.

From her blog:

“By popular demand, I have finally created a key to keeping my sex life straight.

In alpha order:

AJ=The intern in my office whom I want to f*ck.

F=Married man who pays me for sex. Chief of Staff at one of the gov agencies, appointed by Bush.

J=Lost my virginity to him and fell in love. Dude who has been driving me crazy since 1999. Lives in Springfield, IL. Flies halfway across the country to fuck me, then I don’t hear from him for weeks.

MD=Dude from the Senate office I interned in Jan. thru Feb. Hired me as an intern. Broke up my relationship w/ MK (see below).

MK=Serious, long-term boyfriend whom I lived with since 2001. Disastrous break up in March, but still seeing each other.

R=AKA “Threesome Dude.” Somebody I would rather forget about.

RS=My new office bf with whom I am embroiled in an office sex scandal. The current favorite.

W=A sugar daddy who wants nothing but anal. Keep trying to end it with him, but the money is too good.

Shit. I’m f*cking six guys. Ewww.”

Lucky girl has won herself a book deal and a six figure deal from Playboy… how do I get myself a deal from Playboy… I totally want in!

STELLA…!!!!

Wednesday, May 18th, 2005

Well, besides Belinda switching sides yesterday there really doesn’t seem to be much in the news today… however, the other day I did come across information about the big prostitute convention happening in Montreal from May 18-22 (ie. Forum XXX 2005).

In fact, looking at the schedule of the participants makes me want to go for a drink at Café Cléopâtre tomorrow night after stripping class… but, I bet they are closing the club in order to admit the hundreds of XXX attendees! It’s just as well, though, since tomorrow night is the season finale of the OC and the air date for the CSI directed by Quentin Tarantino…