If you ban my thongs, I’ll be forced to go commando!
Bad news for men’s fetish of thongs:
DOCTORS are calling for G-strings to be banned — because they are bad for girls’ health.
Experts in Germany warn that the skimpy pants can damage skin and cause infections.
Gynaecologists prefer women to wear traditional bigger knickers after seeing an “enormous” rise in patients reporting genital inflammation.
Dr Thomas Gent said: “G-strings can abrade and injure the sensitive skin around the genital area — especially if they are too tight or made with badly stitched material.”
The thing is, however, I’ve been wearing thongs for years now and I’m fine. In fact, I find thongs are more comfortable than other types of underpants… but, hey, if the doctor says it’s bad for your health, who am I to argue… I’m just a woman who wears the thongs every day of the year.