Yay to sex… and Geri Halliwell!
From the article ‘Ginger Nuts!‘:
In an explicit interview that gives a startling insight into the weird world of the former Ginger Spice, she tells how she…
CRAVES passionate romps with 21-year-old toyboys but…
MAKES new lovers wait three months for sex then orders them to have tests for Aids.
SENDS staff to sex shops to buy vibrators in bulk and has injections of sexually-stimulating vitamins.
DESPISES men as “spineless disgusting dogs” but is convinced SHE would make a good bloke.
YEARNS for a baby more than a No.1 hit.
TREATS her two pet dogs as surrogate children - though she doesn’t clean up after them.
SCOFFS sausage and mash after conquering her slimming obsession.
Dear Geri,
You and I have a bit in common: I too have been known to crave younger men… almighty Zod is one year my junior; I too practice safe sex and had tests done with my partner; I too want one of those Rampant Rabbit vibrators from Anne Summers; I too would make a good bloke, but there is only one Zod; unfortunately, I have yet to have a No. 1 hit; I treat my stuffed firefox as my surrogate child and I don’t have to clean up after him, and; I love to scoff bacon and chicken fajitas after conquering my vegetarian obsession.
Please send me one of those vibrators at your earliest convenience.
Signed, Ms. Kitka.