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From the Virgin Islands Daily News report entitled ‘Girl, 17, charged in knifepoint rape of another teenage girl‘:

“They ordered the victim to undress, and both girls raped her, according to the police report.”

Now… does anyone else want to know how exactly they did that? Hmm… lesbian rape… if I didn’t read the line that came before the one quoted above, I would have said “whoa, that’s hot”… unfortunately, they actually beat and slashed her before the rape.

No offense to the victim, but it’s a shame they didn’t record it. I guess I’ll just have to wait for the made-for-tv movie…

“Wear tight clothes and high heels” is what she said when I called to ask the instructor what I should wear to my first ‘Erotic Dance’ class last week. I remember first hearing about the stripping classes a couple of months ago… I wanted to join right then and there, but unfortunately it was still the middle of the session. But, my friends, last Thursday marked the beginning of the Spring session… and yours truly is currently enrolled.

I arrived early at the class, a little nervous, but I knew the dancing would come naturally… come on, I was awesome at synchronized swimming and martial arts, of course I will be a damn Stripperella when it comes to Erotic Dancing! And a natural I was. Along with the other sexy women in the class, I practiced a routine of movements dancing upright, wiggling myself down to the floor and then moving around seductively on the ground.

After the class, I strutted outside feeling like a goddess… my self-confidence was so high from seeing my own reflection sexing it up in the dance hall’s large mirrors. This is just the first class, but I already know that my darling Zod is going to be very pleased with my progress once he gets his own private dance…