Stripper “in training”
So last night was my first Tuesday night stripping class (I’m now going two nights a week). The good thing about the class was that the people were really friendly and young and we chatted and had a good time. The bad thing about the class was that I didn’t really like the dancing… instead of slow, sensual lap dancing or stage dancing, we were taught fast paced dance steps that reminded me of a cross between the macarena and line dancing… but on speed. Apparently, there was a student who dropped out of the class last week because she said that the class did not make her sweat enough (which is why the instructor increased the speed and workout). Gees… I like to think of this class as tapping into your inner sexual predator than doing aerobic exercise. Thanks Ms. Drop-out… you suck!
After the class, one of the girls was talking about auditioning for the advanced class. The advanced class is called “in training” and apparently you’d get to go to the head instructor’s home and practice on her pole. Well, all I know is that I want to get myself into that advanced class and go on a field trip, either to her pole at home or to amateur night! If any of you guys know where there IS an amateur night, please let me know… I’m sure my Zod would love to take me there sometime.