Hey tiger… come suck on my nipples!
From the Reuters news article entitled ‘Woman Breastfeeds Tiger Cubs‘:
YANGON (Reuters) - Hla Htay has three hungry infants to feed these days — a seven-month old baby boy and two Bengal tiger cubs.
Three times a day, the Myanmar housewife goes to the Yangon Zoo where she breastfeeds the hungry black-striped, orange-brown cubs rejected by their natural mother.
“The cubs are just like my babies,” Hla Htay told Fuji TV as one of the baby big cats suckled her breast.
“It’s not scary at all,” she said of the 45-minute feeds. “I needed to do something for the cubs because I felt really sorry for them.”
Umm… ouch! 45-minute feedings? This woman’s breasts must look like deflated balloons after breastfeeding! I love big cats, but come on… I don’t LOVE big cats.
Can you even imagine doing this on a day to day basis? This beastiality romance tale can easily turn into a hardcore horror film.